Funzaa

A holiday occurring on December 26th celebrated by staying in new pajamas playing with new toys and ordering takeout.

I can't wait to play with my new Fleshlight on Funzaa!

by vickim December 19, 2009

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funtrouble

When someone always gets into trouble, but you know it’s always going to be fun too.

She knew how to have fun but always got in trouble, she was a bunch of funtrouble.

Do you want to go out tonight and get into some funtrouble?

“Oh no, here comes funtrouble.”

by Dwaiisy September 11, 2020

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funto is an amazing person with a great up beat personality. she will always have a smile on her face and whenever funtos around you know the party's started. Everyone loves funto cause she's just that effing amazing. Dinosaurs wish they were funto. most people mistake her for crazy but that's only because the kid definitely knows how to live life.

person:"hey funto"

funto:SHMUR

person:"hahahaha classic funto!"
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DUDE your smiling so much you could almost be a funto!

by cheeseballchum January 17, 2013

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Futz

Jacking around, activity without any particular goal in mind, performing an activity without any time-frame or specific goal.

I'm going to take a break and futz around in the pool. He is outside futzing around with the dog.

by UC. 2nd Row June 8, 2017

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Happy Funtime Party

A gangbang, but specifically a gangbang with a stripper or professional sex worker of some type. The implication is an impromptu gangbang usually with the stripper hired in for a bachelor party, or the strip-a-gram girl sent out to some other type of stag event or sausage fest.
While not an event which to fit the definition requires consent, there is some implication of it being a business transaction, the terms might not be particularly favorable for the provider as the settled upon price may have been influenced by the fact that the provider was naked and outnumbered.
As expected, this occurs more frequently when the sex worker is inexperienced or unprepared for the scene, but it also tends to plague providers who are overweight or are less attractive for some reason or another.
When a Happy Funtime Party is initiated because the party goers were disappointed with the stripper the ensuing activity can easily degenerate into a Pig Fucking Contest.

That may have been the most whiskey tango bachelor party I've ever attended, the stripper was pushing 40 and had a prosthetic leg and a lazy eye and she took an extra fifty to upgrade the toy show into a happy funtime party.

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

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