The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
Get the porcelain funnel cake mug.To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005
Get the funnel cake mug.When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.
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Get the funnel-cake mug.When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)
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by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 22, 2011
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A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!
Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
by gingitsune23 June 25, 2010
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guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something
other guys: what is it
guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
other guys: what is it
guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
by champion of friendship July 1, 2011
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