funily

the adverb of fun.

He funily jumped off the bed.
Funily enough, I don't like broccoli.

by twitterfly February 9, 2009

Funcle

A man who is both one's father and uncle. If someone "has a funcle", you're saying they're really dumb and demented. Persephone from Greek mythology quite literally had a funcle. If someone "marries their funcle", you're saying they will do anything without hesitation.

guy 1: That's weird.
guy 2: that is NOT weird! You totally have a funcle!

by Aphrodite's Reincarnation March 1, 2009

Funcle

A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.

that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.

by psuef March 30, 2009

funcle

a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.

Funcles are often used at slumber parties.

by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

Funcle

A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.

My funcle just yelled at me for getting home at 11:00 at night and I'm 24!

by bowflexdan July 27, 2010

Funcle

When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.

Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.

Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.

by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021

funcle

a female uncle

when your aunt marries a woman she becomes your female uncle there for you get funcle

by lilbit78 February 8, 2010