Funcle Brett

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

funcle Brett is here, I haven't seen him yet but I can smell him

by Ferrari Papi September 30, 2017

ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018

Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard

"I'm a bearded funcle"

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Gunk Fungler

A multi coloured news mascot, commited to online social anarchy. Someone who stands for the lonely dregs of society. A true hero.

"Did you see the vote for that Mascot last night? I hope everybody was encouraged to vote for that Gunk Fungler!

by TheRealRomeo May 1, 2017

funclog

it is when you are a clogger pogger and you have fun in the way you pog and you are with your cuddle bug beatie and you fidget trade and are all having fun with a bugaboo

Claire: hello my beatie I am very much happy
Audrey: Hello clogger pogger I was just pogging in a not sus way
Claire: SO ZOOPY WE ARE FUNCLOG

by funclogshitz June 22, 2021

funtle

To fondle ones genitals, usually the testicles and scrotum, while tonguing the anus.

Lucy came over the other night, and I could not believe my luck when she got down on her knees and began to funtle me like a pro. I think she has a lot of experience from the Funtle social network. Her pussy looked like a roast beef sandwich. I think I'm gonna get myself tested now though because it burns whenever I drop a deuce.

by skank-a-holic July 11, 2011

Funchee

When you smokin' hot like a steak on a grill. Makes the boy/girl blush so hard they say "humminah humminah zip zang wooww."

Me:Hot dang, Cobly looking funchee today

by FadFalcon January 13, 2020