flumpkin

moweing a girls twat ever so pleasantly while she is taking a shit.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.

sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.

dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!

by tone loc nd joe balla February 21, 2010

fumpa

the pocket of stomach fat that rolls over tight pants; or lower abdominal excess skin and fat that becomes more apparent when standing or seated.

Is you pregnant or is that yo' fumpa?

by Raven June 10, 2004

Fump

a man who smells women bicycle seats.

that guy is the biggest fump ever.

by cjaygreen December 2, 2011

flumpkins

A demonic cat.

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.

by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009

Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 2, 2013

fumped

V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.

Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.

Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.

by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005