Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics
by Henny_Benny August 11, 2021
"Tommy Fury name is officially change to Tommy Fumbled after he fumbled a boxing match against Jake Paul for a second time"
by order69 July 07, 2022
Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.
by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 04, 2009
by Definitionmaster88 April 07, 2022
Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.
by Quinn666911 September 04, 2020
when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.
by MDen May 14, 2009
Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
by _george__ January 05, 2007