Fuckstrated

When you are frustrated because you have not had sex for a long period of time.

"Girl, its been almost six months since I got some dick, I am so fuckstrated"

by J. Dot December 9, 2006

fucktarded

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007

furstrated

Furstrated: When you are fustrated with an animal that has FUR.

for e.g. your cat has just urinated over your roast dinner. so you would be FURstrated

by StandardBreak June 22, 2008

Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

fucktuate

Similar to the word fluctuate, except in a sexual matter. Meaning when your performance in the bed is not as good one night as the last. When your performance fluctuates.

Girl: You were terrible last night!
Guy: I know, I fucktuated from the night before.
Girl 2: I can account for that!

by drfghj April 27, 2009

fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface

Combination of swear words used when you're EXTREMELY pissed off, you're talking no sense.

see shitfaced cocksucker

Fucktard shitfag.
Ala, you bitchface
shit off fucktard

~Swear hacker has been banned~

You fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface. YOU DAM BAN ME

by SwearDisShit October 23, 2007

Fuckstrated

Another word used in the term for being sexually frustrated.

Allyson: "Damn girl! That guy bout broke my back last night! I haven't gotten that much ass in HELLAS!"

Brittany: "Shut up girl! Don't say that shit! I'm so FUCKSTRATED! I haven't gotten any ass in 2 months!!"

hahahaha

by ChIkAbUeNa January 29, 2007