Fuckton

Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or

An insurmountable or unattainable differential

Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!

Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!

Fuckton by MJ82 October 7, 2018

Fuckton

A unit of measurement used to denote 100 shitloads: 1 Metric Fuckton = 100 Shitloads.

Skyler, are you coming over with the beer? I have a shitload of people over here, it’s like 20 folks waiting.

Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.

Fuckton by FreeGame July 4, 2021

Fuckton

Five metric shit-loads.

I bet she has seen a FUCKTON of dick.

Fuckton by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022

fuckton

A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...

"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."

fuckton by Tokensei December 15, 2022

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

Fuckton of Condoms by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020