Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

Baker's Fuck by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010

Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

Shane Dawson's Fuck 

Chris Dawson is Shane Dawson's fuck

God brought this message to me Chris Dawson is Shane Dawson's fuck making him Shane Dawson's Fuck. also known as SDF

Shane Dawson's Fuck by RapidCalf October 5, 2020

let's fuck about it 

When instead of talking, u decide to fuck about the issue ur having with the other(s) person(people)

"I don't understand your point of view, so maybe let's fuck about it instead"

let's fuck about it by cAPTAINkEYBOARD May 24, 2019

Let's fuck this duck 

A phrase meaning to get something done that has either been an irritant or a large task. A synonym of "Let's do this."

I have a term paper due tommorrow, let's fuck this duck.

Let's fuck this duck by LouisianaBob May 31, 2010

catch me fuck me's 

The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.

catch me fuck me's by SOCOMdaddy April 20, 2008

fiddler's fuck 

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

fiddler's fuck by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005