Are You Fucking High?

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013

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fucking hot

When you see a guy/girl and you think about fucking them right then and there because they gave you a boner/made you wet.

You see your boyfriend/girlfriend and get a major boner/get soaked down below and you end up fucking right then and there.

Boyfriend: fuck babe.. You're so fucking hot. You gave me a boner 😌
Girlfriend: Mmm. Not as fucking hot as you. You're making me so wet. 💦
(Then they end up fucking each others brains out).

by damnbabe January 19, 2016

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Fucking Hot

When the outside temperature reach what the fuck degrees

Its so fucking hot in mobile al that's

where the devil goes on the rare occasions he'll does freeze over

by Z3R0G October 2, 2020

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tally-fucking-ho

Shouted when leaving somewhere to go elsewhere or when accelerating a car.

Best shouted in an upper class Englishman accent.

Dude 1: To the pub!

Dude 2: Tally-fucking-ho!

by Jack McManus October 3, 2006

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god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

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