fuck your chicken

To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.

I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.

by bowling_pomeranian November 18, 2013

chicken fucking

To plow on relentlessly, despite knowing the road is long and the destination is unreachable. Most often used in reference to the daily grind at work.

Derived from the term "keep fucking that chicken".

Excitement over, back to chicken fucking.

by globau February 11, 2010

chicken fuck

a really bad situation

damn, this tax is bringing me into some chicken fuck!

by the nigger boy from oakland March 2, 2009

chicken fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with one that has already been lit instead of actually using fire.

got a light?
here get a chicken fuck off of mine, but just don't knock my cherry off.

by dickydoolap May 15, 2006

Keep Fucking That Chicken

To sarcastically disparage a trite person.

The weatherman kept wearing Ernie out with his dull humor so Ernie finally said, "Great forecast, keep fucking that chicken."

Used by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live news broadcast of Fox 5 New York.

by Ianok September 30, 2009

chicken fuck

To fuck a feathered bird in its rectum

Hey, Chicken Fucker! Get over here and suck my cock.

Shut the fuck up, chicken fucker.

you fuck chickens

by Frosty September 8, 2003

Keep Fucking That Chicken

1. To give one bad news in a tender manner.

2. Expressing with softer emotions

During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos complimented Gregory, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."

Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Pete LL September 19, 2009