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fuckolian 

noun,

A person whose ideas/comments are sooo ridiculous you think they're from another world! They have the potential, if unsupervised to reach fucktard status BUT fall short in many ways. Someone who has limited thought potential suffers from insert foot in mouth disease, and often receives a WTF?? look when they speak
That annoying shithead won't stop talking even when they're totally WRONG, the asshole who doesn't think before they speak, the moron who offends and doesn't know why, the ONE who ALWAYS says shit about their lives that NO ONE cares about, and finally the ones who just can't grasp the concept of appropriate vs. grossly inappropriate comments= fuckolian
fuckolian by trendy_nyc October 10, 2012

fucktolos 

Expression used when you are too excited for words. Usually at the beginning of a sentence where you are preparing your audience for a wild story.
Brad: Fucktolos! I remember I was swallowed by a snake so I tickled it from the inside and it exploded then a hunter dude came out of nowhere and cried because I "killed his son".

Kyle: Brad, stop fucking doing drugs.
fucktolos by TooStupidToTalk January 12, 2018

Fuckholm Syndrome 

Derived from the concept of Stockholm Syndrome, it is used to describe the mental state of someone that has become overly attached to, and obsessed with, the person they have just recently had sex with. This is most prominent in people that have just had sex for the first time.
"Man, Shelly finally lost her V-card to Mike, but now she won't leave him alone. Total case of fuckholm syndrome."
Fuckholm Syndrome by Super Ghoul January 31, 2014

fuckoxious 

So obnoxious that it requires the words "fucking" and "obnoxious" to be fused together into a brand new expletive.
Hey, your eight year old kid is being really fuckoxious.
fuckoxious by Mister Minux May 3, 2006

Piledrive my fuckhole 

The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.

The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.

Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.

Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole
1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"

2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?

3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?

3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.

4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.

5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?

6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.

fuckhole 

someone who has reached new levels of assholism
'dude, that guy is a fuckhole.'
fuckhole by Jamie December 2, 2003