1. A man who works at best buy and is supposed to help the customers, but then decides it's a grand idea to turn the music up really loud when a girl with high anxiety had just turned it down.
2. A bald aging man with no common sense to the world around him.
2. A bald aging man with no common sense to the world around him.
The guy near the ipods and speakers is a total fuckjelly for turning the music to the highest level of volume ever.
by C.Tali January 5, 2011
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When a man royally fucks up the relationship with his best friend by being a total dick (hairy balls and all)
Broseph: Yo JT, what happened to your BFF Kitty?
JT: I was a total fuckball! I would do anything to gain her forgiveness.
JT: I was a total fuckball! I would do anything to gain her forgiveness.
by ImSorryKitty February 9, 2014
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"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.
"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.
by scodder May 28, 2010
Get the fuckabilly mug.An individual who has sexual intercourse and ejaculates as quick as a speeding bullet.
A person who only has incredibly short sex sessions.
A person who only has incredibly short sex sessions.
by 1ronM0ng3r May 1, 2008
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It involves using a ball with two circles, about the diameter of a penis, cut into it, both directly opposite each other. At the start, one person from each team places their penis in the ball, and from there the game starts. The idea is to get the ball past the other team's goal line to score a goal, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your penis. This is why the holes are there. The name comes from that the appearence given is that of fucking the ball.
The game is generally played with about 7 people a side, but can be played with as many fags as you can find.
It involves using a ball with two circles, about the diameter of a penis, cut into it, both directly opposite each other. At the start, one person from each team places their penis in the ball, and from there the game starts. The idea is to get the ball past the other team's goal line to score a goal, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your penis. This is why the holes are there. The name comes from that the appearence given is that of fucking the ball.
The game is generally played with about 7 people a side, but can be played with as many fags as you can find.
by Lee Ji Hoon November 7, 2007
Get the fuckball mug.The woman positions herself where she is grabbing the back of her knees, forming a ball; all three holes ( vaginal, anal, and oral) are all "lined up". Proceed to switch off fucking all three.
by sub-culture Mike July 22, 2006
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