April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019
by Yuuhnj oh g May 5, 2019
National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
by Tctc engineer April 25, 2018
June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day
by 3XTREMEY BOI July 21, 2018
National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019
“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.
“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.
“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.
by Opfhsbs January 6, 2019
post all the fuck niggas , whore niggas , dumb niggas , playa niggas , broke niggas , and bitch niggas you know !!!
Losandra : “Girll it’s national fuck niggas day! You seen what yo momma posted??”
Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”
Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”
by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese August 1, 2022