April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019
April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019