Fuck me

1) Sexual demand
2) Used when you messed up something / frustrating or annoying situation
3) Another way of saying FUCK YOU (indirect to the person)

Person A: Why is your car so dirty?
Person B: That's not dirty
Person A: Oh FUCK ME! That's really dirty?

by Sook Ma Deck September 17, 2017

Fuck me

In Ireland, usually an expression of disbelief or astonishment at a random fact.
It has absolutely nothing to do with a sexual invitation.

"Fuck me I forgot my car keys. Can you give me a lift into town?"

"Fuck me I'm drunk!"

by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008

fucking me

What your mom was REALLY doing last night.

Guy: I wonder what was keeping my mom out so late last night.
Me: Oh yeah, she was fucking me!
Guy: God dmn.

by Momfucker September 12, 2015

Fuck me

When you are in bed with your boyfriend

Scream at him saying fuck me baby I want you inside me right now

My boyfriend and I were fucking and I screamed FUCK ME HARDER I WANT YOUR DICK IN ME CUM IN ME BABY as i bounced on top of his huge dick

by CUM BABY CUM December 1, 2019

fuck me!

A comment made when something is cool or astounding.

"Fuck me! You've got cherry pie?"

by GirlSkater March 27, 2004

FUCK ME

FUCK ME is usually when u want to have sex with someone...……. that's it u just want to fuck someone

GUY: HEY U WANNA FUCK ME

GIRL: YH SURE MOTHER FUCKER

……. FEW MOMENTS LATER...…..
GIRL & GUY: UH UH UH COME ON BABY PUT SOME MORE UH UH UH

by hey im taken bitches April 3, 2020

Fuck Me

The best ever

Fuck me

by I am soooo horny right now March 9, 2017