Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

Flog the Dog

Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.

Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

Flogster

Male equivalent of Spinster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

by MissTinker December 13, 2016

flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

Flog

An Australian variation of 'wanker'. Like a wanker, a flog is someone who is full of themselves and makes a point of letting everyone know. However, where a wanker's braggadocio may have some small basis in fact (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they can actually sing pretty well), a flog's self-image is divorced from reality to a farcical degree (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they sing completely off-key). A try-hard.

Note: Flog and wank are also synonyms in their more literal usage, as both words mean 'to masterbate'.

Boofa's a total flog - was doin' doughies out front of the cop shop like he was a real tough cunt and then BANG, blew both his rears.

by Some Flog March 28, 2023

Floggin'

Showin' off or acting like you got something but you don't . (Chi-Raq Slang)

Marshawn : Bro, just got the new J's that came out !

Derrick: Man , stop Floggin' you know you ain't got them so what is you talkin' 'bout ?

Marshawn : A man can dream , can't he ?

by F.ck You Mean October 18, 2013

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010