Frumpet

A brasswind instrument made by Getzen from the 1960s - 1980s that was intended as a cross between a trumpet and a french horn and usually keyed in F (with an Eb tuning slide as well). It was notorious for its tricky intonation.

"That trumpet is huge!"
"Actually, it's a frumpet. Kinda line an alto trumpet, but mellower."

by Mr. Initial Man September 4, 2013

fumper

fumper - when you date a girl that is really hot just to get inside of her pants, then you break up with her

mike - hey bro this girl is bangin and she likes me but I don't want to go out with her

Timmy - yeah I got you do what I always do "fumper"

mike - "fumper" ?

Timmy - yeah it's when you date a girl just to get in her pants then you break up with her after you do. hence the name "fumper"

by transformersfiend411 August 13, 2009

Frumpel

the act of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

After she gave me a frumpel, the blood drained out of my face.

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

strapeing the frumpet

posh word for wanking

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet

by poosoap April 13, 2005

Frumpert

A midget from Australia

Person 1: are you seeing anyone?

Person 2: yeah, he's a frumpert

Person 1: unlucky comrade

by SuckMyNoodle May 19, 2016

frupers

noun, a woman's breast.

Elo babe what a lovely set of Frupers you have there!

by James Hack July 20, 2008

frupper

small blacks long earred dog known to alabmama

hey look at that frupper dog

by b goose April 10, 2008