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Fruit Booter 

A name given to 'roller bladers' by skate boarders to make them feel bad but in return, brings us together (better than skateboarders) and sorry for getting in your way at the skate park your highnesses -sarcasm to skate boarders-
skateboarder: dude i just grinded a rail that was 666 feet long
Fruit Booter: dude wake up you push wood not boot fruit
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fruit booter 

a stupid fagget that discovered wearing heelies and soaps werent good enough so the threw some weels on their cow boy boots and tried to jump down a stair.

Q.=what kind of pussy fagget cant jump onto a rail and ride for a second.

A.=all u queer ass rollerbladers!!@#!#!
hey whats the difference between skaters and bladers, skaters dont wear cow boy boots with wheels.

Fruit Booter 

A dumb shit who cant skateboard, therefore tries to succeed by glueing wheels to there gay shoes that are most likely worn with assless chaps!!!
Person 1)Look at that fruitbooter.
Person 2)Yeah, i saw him on a gay porn video.
Fruit Booter by sk8board4life April 4, 2005

fruit booter 

name given to bladers by skateboarders or wood pushers inliners are just people who aren't talented enough to skateboard
fruit booters are just a waste of skatepark space
fruit booter by A.J.M. December 27, 2003

Fruit booter 

Gay ass looser that wants to look cool infront of girls but cant be arsed to do any thing that requires any skill or effort so they wear plastic ski boots with wheels and wear their dads jogging bottoms and white t-shirts and think they are Eminem.
Hey man look at that fucking gay fruit booter, if he snakes me one more time im gonna go tell his dad that his wearing his joggers again.
Fruit booter by nik and josh June 5, 2004

fruit booter 

( a little kid who's parents are over protective, an older person tryin to fit in, a middle aged teen who's scared of a skateboard, a grab lovin poor folk who like's k19's, or a fruity fuckin faggot who goes to skatparks to eather see skater's asses, turn them gay, or feel up there asses when they bumb into us!
(smack) sorry "wow he's got a nice ass"
fruit booter by Russ December 31, 2003

fruit booter 

an 'aggressive inliner'...wtf...a sad excuse for a human being...
Fruit booters need to get out of the fucking skatepark. Fruit booters are people who tried skating and just couldn't cut it.
fruit booter by candace April 14, 2003