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ADJ: To Freeze
To be frozen is to have smoked and have parts of your body freeze. This can happen at any moment where a part of your body (or in more severe cases your full body, including face) will suddenly stop moving.
Tori: Hey Sophia! Why aren't you moving?
Sophia: Tori I can't move im fucking frozen!

Frozen Stink Pickle 

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.
Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

Frozen poop shank 

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
Frozen poop shank by Derpules May 14, 2012

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

frozen suicide 

Drinking the biggest slushie to can find(usually the one bigger than your head) in as little time possible.
Spenny tried a frozen suicide at the Husky in Morinville.
frozen suicide by RED I May 16, 2006

Frozen Blow 

Coca-Cola Icee beverage regularly found at theaters and quickie marts. Blow is a common slang term for cocaine, which increased in popularity and awareness after the Johnny Depp/Penelope Cruz movie of the same name, Blow. Cocaine was an original ingredient in Coca- Cola, thus the name, Frozen Blow.
Concession Employee: "Sir, what kind of tasty beverage would like during the showing of your movie tonight?"

You: "I will have a large Frozen Blow, please."
Frozen Blow by TappanDatAzz December 23, 2012
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