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Flotastic

Adj. Used to define something which possess properties of great goodness and smooth coolness.
"Yo, I was laid out in my caddie, chillin and being all flotastic and shit, when I spotted this fly bitch giving me the eye."
by CB Lifted May 29, 2009
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FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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fratability

the ability to make oneself more fratty
Today I went to the Polo store and bought 10 new polo shirts and some fratty sweaters. I totally increased my fratability.
by joinafratyougdi December 26, 2011
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Stock Footage

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008
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froastacious

1. An adjective of the word "froast"
2. to be amazingly slick.
When the girl walked in the room, everyone found her to be incredibly froastacious.
by Cori : ) November 26, 2006
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Footalons

Sharp, unkept toe nails, capable of doing damage to an enemy during combat, as well as a significant other while laying in bed.
Ouch! You just stabbed me in the shin with one of your footalons.
by durwoodz March 22, 2011
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Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook
Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.
by PdxJosh March 30, 2013
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