A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.
Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:
Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).
I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)
A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)
Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).
I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)
A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)
Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
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Get the froalicious mug.Having so much money, you can't count it, nor would you need to. May imply a blase attitude about the money, or sometimes the lack of intelligence necessary to keep track of it.
"So your friend just went and bought you a new tractor?"
"He won the lottery -- he's a frillionaire."
"He won the lottery -- he's a frillionaire."
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What is that frailie doing curling fifteens?
Those frailies have been on that bench for 30 minutes, and they're not even putting up 95.
Those frailies have been on that bench for 30 minutes, and they're not even putting up 95.
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