Friendly neighborhood sadist 

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

Friendly neighborhood sadist by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021

Future Forward Friendly Environment 

A Hi-Tech Phrase that represents the method of designing (and or creating) networking infrastructure that is dynamically capable of being upgraded with relative ease.

Layman's Terms: making a network that is easily upgradeable.

Our design approach was one with a future forward friendly environment.

Taking into account a Future Forward Friendly Environment, your network is highly capable & dynamically expandable, so as technology advances, so too will your network.

Our Future Forward Friendly Environment Approach to design ensures your network advances forward, never backwards.

A Future Forward Friendly Environment adapts with Leading Edge Infrastructure, keeping your company's network always in tune with current networking and protocol standards.

Future Forward Friendly Environment by |EStarr| March 13, 2011

friendly bobbin 

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

friendly bobbin by Ferd December 11, 2003

Waitress Friendly 

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

Waitress Friendly by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008

friendly fire 

A phrase recently popularized by TikTok that refers to a person attacking/throwing shade at someone very similar to, or on the "same team" as them. This is derived from its original meaning: when an army fires upon its own forces.

Fat influencer on TikTok: *condescending tone* "Oh? I'm unhealthy because I'm Fat? -"
Visibly overweight girl dueting her: "Literally yes. Yes."
Comment Section: Friendly fire...

friendly fire by Handsomesouthernboy February 24, 2022

"ski friendly" 

Ski friendly = likes cocaine (like snow). Usually used in personal advertisements such as found on craigs list.

Looking for a casual encounter - 420 and "ski friendly".

"ski friendly" by njbigbill September 23, 2007

friendly reminder 

a euphemism for "this is the last warning you're going to get before we open of a can of whoopass on you!"

warning of impending whoopass

Every Monday morning I get the same E-mail from payroll:

"This is a friendly reminder to submit a copy of your time card at your earliest convenience..." (read: 'If you don't send us your hours for last week asap, you're a$$ is not going to get paid on Friday!!')

friendly reminder by Juarcias October 13, 2009