mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.

I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.

by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016

fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

by Rivet busters July 20, 2017

teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.

Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style

by Gregorgay July 19, 2019

Frickity Frackity Not

The three word combo that is mainly used to express discomfort, confusion, or rage.( mainly rage) a new word made for all the clean mouthed out there that don't wanna be shouting "what the freak" every time they get scared.

"Yo I heard Janis said she was gonna feed your dog"
" um I think the frickity frackity not "
"OOH SHE GONNA THROW THE TEA PARTY IN THE FURNACE"
"what the frickity frackity is going on here?!"

by Wemayneverknow July 7, 2019

frickity frackity packity wackity

what you say when you stub your toe but you’re in the middle of a conversation with your grandma. aka when you want to cuss at something but for whatever reason can’t cuss

me: “oh- frickity frackity packity wackity”

by spritecranberry.net November 10, 2019

frackstiffy

1: Hard on that is hard enough to fracture rocks or pelvises
2: To be inherently hard in personality
3: Difficult to deal with

1: "Dan's frackstiffy just about killed me last night." "I've got a frackstiffy that would make Mt. Everest jealous."

2: "My boss is a frackstiffy kinda person."

3: "The girl can be frackstiffy at times."

by Tienette February 4, 2010