Four Loko

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.

I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Four loko

A fairly strong drink crafted by Ohio State University alumni that originally contained caffeine. Modern iterations are just 11% malt beer, flavor, and an absurd amount of sugar. Commonly consumed by underage students to get as drunk as possible for as cheap as possible.

Only the strongest can survive shotgunning a four loko

“Oh god, the four loko is hitting. I’m going to blackout tonight for sure.”

“The best frats sneak four lokos in for the girls and brothers!”

by Nepenthe12042 May 12, 2021

Four Loko

Silly Ipecac

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!

by Rudolph's Victim January 5, 2024

Four Loko

The greatest drink to exist, it was so great that it made American great again. Bring back four loko gold! Only Trump can save us now. Trump daddy supreme is my Jesus. I want give him and Elon a snowball kiss. Trumps shiney orange skin makes me very hard.

Trump’s cum tastes like four loko gold

by Tugg Daddy Supreme May 6, 2025

Four Loko Friday

1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday.

2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up

Maya: Hey Keems, wanna get some Four Lokos?

Keems: what do you think? FOUR LOKO FRIDAY HEYY!

by Matt Lancastah November 7, 2010

Four Loko 400

Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.

Prefontaine would have owned the Four Loko 400 if he hadn't DUI'ed himself to death.

by Darrel Charleston November 21, 2010

Four Loko Surprise

after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy

I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!

Whats that?

Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.

by lordnorth July 6, 2012