A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes May 15, 2012
Get the Shipping forecast mug.When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
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1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.
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Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"
Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"
Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"
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