Forkism

The action of using forks because you keep forgetting to put a spoon your lunch box; when you’ve given up on wanting spoons.

“Why are you using a fork for your yogurt?”
“Because I’ve converted to forkism and given up on spoons.”

by TheForkist March 10, 2018

Fortitudinal

Fortitudinal-A rough description of someone's resistance to the heat and the cold

Harold is shivering because he isn't very fortitudinal

by BlackManta66 November 23, 2020

forktown

Said triumphantly to annoy your opponent when you fork them in a game of chess.

Knight to c3, check
Forktown!

by eggfrypanonthebeat April 11, 2023

forgit

a combanation of "legit" and "for real"

Person X: I'm sooo tired!! All nighters can really take it outta you, man!

Person Y: Forgit. I think I'ma go hit the hay stack.

by equinegirl April 19, 2010

forkin' it

when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.

Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.

by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008

testicular fortitude

Courage; a term coined by WWE wrestler Mankind, from the term "balls" commonly used everywhere.

You don't have to testicular fortitude to hit me with that steel chair!

by Julio Christ June 14, 2006

forkin hay

When a man wastes time dating women that do not possess the qualities in which he desires. Often, the women he dates are promiscuous and seriously lacking in ambition.

It wasn't until John fell in love with Kate, a law student at the University of Washington, that he realized how many years he had wasted forkin hay.

by katmarie85 September 23, 2006