by rfuller November 29, 2010
Get the foodtuplets mug.Tracking through dog shit and leaving some on the floor Usually in front of a whole bunch of people. This can be very embarrassing.
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Also known as a hind paw. It is a foot of an animal, or can be used within the furry fandom as well. It resembles the paw of an animal, with humanlike foot qualities, such as flat bottomed, five toes, etc. Fetishes have been tied with this word in the past, but not many find them appealing.
Look at that fox's cute footpaws.
by foxkitt October 27, 2012
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Small outbreaks are common among groups of people that tend to piss each other off.
For this to occur, the conditions must be just right; One individual must be angry and have access to a foot of some sort, and another individual is to be unaware.
When the footupass is committed, the angry person must kick his foot (as if to kick a ball) up into the rectal column of the unaware individual. This will spring a fight, and more footupass may occur.
Consequences may include bleeding, broken ankles, necks, pelvises.
The only known cure for this is a form of Native American tribal dance, but that secret died with the last pope.
Footupass is to be blamed for more deaths per year than for forklift-related accidents.(circa 1992)
*Surgeon General's Warning: According to the state of California, footupass may cause cancer in pregnant women and children under the age of two.
Small outbreaks are common among groups of people that tend to piss each other off.
For this to occur, the conditions must be just right; One individual must be angry and have access to a foot of some sort, and another individual is to be unaware.
When the footupass is committed, the angry person must kick his foot (as if to kick a ball) up into the rectal column of the unaware individual. This will spring a fight, and more footupass may occur.
Consequences may include bleeding, broken ankles, necks, pelvises.
The only known cure for this is a form of Native American tribal dance, but that secret died with the last pope.
Footupass is to be blamed for more deaths per year than for forklift-related accidents.(circa 1992)
*Surgeon General's Warning: According to the state of California, footupass may cause cancer in pregnant women and children under the age of two.
Johnny B. Goodwell, of Delaware, died last week of the first reported case of footupass in the North American Continent since the early 1900's. Scientists fear that this disease may have made the leap from South Africa to here. More coverage is to follow.
-Washington Post, January 23rd, 2008.
-Washington Post, January 23rd, 2008.
by Morbid Lee Ozzy. October 24, 2008
Get the Footupass mug.a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009
Get the sausage footprint mug.when you use a chicks feet to make an orifice suitable for thrusting your tubesteak into, youve made a footpussy. may also be used to describe crangs body
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Get the footpussy mug.Mike: Hey, lets play Rock Band.
Chris: Ok, dibs on drums, but you need to be my footpedalist.
Mike: Fine, but shouldn't you learn to use the footpedal since you are a drummer in a band?
Chris: Ok, dibs on drums, but you need to be my footpedalist.
Mike: Fine, but shouldn't you learn to use the footpedal since you are a drummer in a band?
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