flush managment

The refined art of manipulating the Vortex Effect, to your advantage, by slowly putting pressure on the lever,without completing the flush,when excessive amount of excrement are present and in need of disposal.

Boy!,I'm sure tired of this damn toliet overflowing. I've really got to work on my flush managment.

by craig john November 9, 2008

Fanny Flustered

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.

Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.

by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

Double Flusher

#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.

Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.

by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

Mercy Flush

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.

Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*

by VegitarianZombie July 23, 2009

atomic flush

Usually in a work place or school, Children/Adults get together and go to the bathrooms, and flush the toilets simultaneously

Cop: So How did the Pipes blow up?
Plumber: Some Nuckle head Kids did the Atomic Flush

by Marblealmond56 June 7, 2018

fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

self-flusher

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable

Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.

by king of turds October 23, 2008