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Folderlanche

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.
Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.
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Darth Fader

When your bro drinks or smokes a shit ton and proceeds to behave in an evil and douchey manner totally unbecoming of your bro
-Bro Darby fucked my wife last night
-No way!
-Yeah he got trashed and swooped in on her like a douche
-Damn, darth fader

-For real, now i'm flying han solo
-Fag
by The Electric Salad February 23, 2011
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Federal Reserve

Federal Reserve is a private bank of the NWO/Bilderberg old fat cats.

The fat cat international bankers,

(1) buy top leaders around the world, then

(2) create private banks called the "Federal Reserve," "Central Bank of Xcountry…,” "Bank of xxcountry"

(3) detach paper currency from the Gold standard;

(4) use the Treasury to print, horde, or release currency, to bubble or bust countries around the world. To gain power and mo resources.

George Soros is their most famous member.
The 2011 Wall Street Rioters are rioting at the wrong place. They should be in front of the Federal Reserve building. Fed is the Head, while Wall Street is only the hands.
by thisisacrazyyear October 2, 2011
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kevin federline

AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
by bigtones May 27, 2006
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kevin federline

Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!
by chazzy!!! April 14, 2006
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The Fogerty Look

The look one will give during the act of Fogerty Time if someone derives from the routine. It is commonly misinterpreted as a death stare, for they are very similar.
As we were jamming, I started to add a bit of zest to my bass line, and I immediately got The Fogerty Look. I proceeded to return to the original bass line in fear for my life.
by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009
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Federico

Sex god, sexier than a porn star, Federico will make you shit yourself, great in bed, huge tallywacker, god in every form.
He’s such a Federico
by Tallywacker lover May 24, 2019
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