fluke trash 

A phrase commonly used in the world of sports. Most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. In other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. Some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series title, Scott Kazmir, Miles Austin, Barry Zito, Rebecca Black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.

Uneducated Fan: Yo dood! Matt Cain is so good! He had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! Hooray hes our ace!

Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.

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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!

Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU

fluke trash by orpheu$ July 27, 2011

Fluke Fund 

A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.

"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."

Fluke Fund by RBKC34 June 18, 2012

fluked up 

Similar to "flucked up" and other derivatives of "fluck". An allusion to Sandra Fluke, who's recent "I'm short of money for contraception" testimony, re-invigorated the debate about the difference between sluts, skanks, and ordinary prostitutes.

Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.

Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.

"If she going to testify before Congress, she'd better get fluked up". Or alternately. "Boy, did old Clarence ever get Anita'd, on that coke issue".

fluked up by esdguru69 June 27, 2012

The Fluker 

When you are too lazy to do anything productive.

Boy 1 - Wanna go to the park?
Boy 2 - Nah I cba.
Boy 1 - Awwhh man you're being The Fluker!

XDXDXDXD

The Fluker by Flukers best friend <3 December 12, 2009

Flukes 

The name that most people use to refer to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (AKA, the Anaheim Angels and the California Angels).

They're the Flukes because somehow, they stumbled into a World Series win in 2002. Most people just laugh at the Aristotelian confluence of improbable events that made this possible. The team had no talent and has accomplished nothing since, so yeah, they're the Flukes, and shall be called thus forevermore.

The Flukes might have accidentally taken the World Series because during Spring Training, their retarded Rally Monkey farted on several team members. Of course, the players loved it because, well, they're nasty and retarded. They inhaled enough of the gas to destroy what little of their brains they had left, and they forgot how horrible they really were at baseball, and had career years, all for reasons passing understanding.

Of course, that's just one Fluke theory. Any other explanation is probably just as good for the Flukes to have accidentally taken the World Series.

Flukes by Ploppers October 24, 2007

Flukens 

from the word 'fluke'. to flukens is to one-up, disrespect, or publicly shut down someone or a group of people.
for example, if you had a public debate in which you stuffed a fool so completely that he could say nothing and all of his points of validity are utterly destroyed, you have officially flukens him. this term cannot be used like 'fluke you' or anything like that, the word is flukens. all forms of the word (past, future, etc) are all flukens, not flukensed or fluked.

George bush flukens the whole world!

You flukens me!

When we play halo i flukens you with teabags.

Flukens by Young Beastly March 7, 2009

Fluke Skywalker 

Someone who does something correct by chance, but then claims to have done it on purpose.

1: Wow! what a fluke!
2: Nah mate, I meant to do that.
1: Of course, Fluke Skywalker. Of course.

Fluke Skywalker by broofmo February 23, 2017