bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

Florinda

The meaning pertains to a person that always believes she is right! Her beauty and her wits are an upscale especially after getting to know her! She has a special walk when she steps into a room! But in the end she knows her worth & will make sure you know it to. Inside the bedroom and out!

When florinda talks you have to listen cause she is always right!

by Jkggu January 31, 2017

Flossin

Showing off your goods, ice, bling, clothing... etc.

You know I look good, I be straight flossin.

by Tia23 January 10, 2006

fosinority

The use of creative engineering for no practical purpose

It took lots of fosinority to drive that car with out a steering wheel or brakes.

by Chance Kiefer Payton April 27, 2008

Florin

1. (n) The sound you make when you're super duper extremely feeling like a flora.

2. (v) The action you make when you're feeling like a flora.

1. "Omg, I'm feeling like a flora today, FLORIN!!!!!" Flora said happily.

2. "I'm feeling like a flower today!!!" Flora said happily as she florined.

by layslatte April 24, 2023

street flossing

when you are in your car and drive repetidly up and down the same city streets(the same way one flosses their teeth) just so you can show off your pimp ride

I was street flossing in my Trans Am last night

by Shaun Dizzle January 7, 2008