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floob

v. To intentionally continue with a certain, drastically unwise course of action despite the fact that it will most assuredly not end well.

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n. An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..
"I know what I'm doing is wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway, because I'm the most awesome person in any place at any given time and there is nothing anyone else can say about it," said the floob as she went ahead and floobed through the next hour of her life, not knowing it was going to end up a flam.
by Dr. Bomb November 20, 2010
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floob

Don't be such a floob!
ie. don't be such an idiot
by Pretzel09 April 6, 2009
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Floobs

to have floobs is to have developed flab around the chest area which then forms boobs.

females can also have floobs, this is when the enormous amounts of fat the female has on her body grants her, enormous breastasis. these are not boobs, they are FLOOBS.
dude look at that womens fat
yeah she has mad floobs
by jts0910 March 26, 2010
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Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.
OMG that floob was awesome!
by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007
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floob

The dog floobed up the buscuit in an instant.
by Me*** January 5, 2006
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floob stick

Perv: Can I stick my floob stick in your floob hole?
Fit person: Floob no, get the floob away!
by moodle_man May 25, 2006
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floob tube

"dude she activated my floob tube"
by RoxasDive May 2, 2010
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