Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

Flogster

Male equivalent of Spinster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

by MissTinker December 13, 2016

Flog the Dog

Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.

Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

flagstaff

Northern Arizona city where the bike trails outnumber the roads, and the people that swear by them are higher than the elevation. Plenty of trees to hug.. why can't we all just be friends?

i goed to skool in flagstaf and i terned out okay!

by steve March 27, 2005

flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

Have a six flags day

As an employee pretty much it means go f*ck yourself.

Guest: “Why can’t I bring my phone on this ride, this is f*cking stupid, go f*ck yourself.”
Six Flags Employee: “Have a six flags day”

by Jose0213 June 3, 2018

Hoover flags

Your empty pockets turned inside out. When someone asks you for money but you're broke, just bust out your Hoover flags.

Knox: "Yo Paul give me five bucks"
Paul: "Sorry all I got is my Hoover flags"
Knox: "What the fuck are Hoover flags"

by Jomez March 24, 2006