closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

foldgers

To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.

Foldgers Theme: The best part of waking up... is a finger in your butt.

by mooke's zj July 1, 2011

flouge

speak and act so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not

Dont flouge you know you dont got no phone!

by Tracy Ellis March 31, 2009

foldgers

Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.

Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.

Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"

by Amanda Baaa December 7, 2006

Flidge

A long skinny penis. The opposite of a chode, which is short and fat.

"Did you see Aidan's dick pics? He has the longest flidge I've ever seen! It's sooo skinny too!"

by avesss October 11, 2016

Floigery

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.

Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris

by Willow Q. August 25, 2009

Purple Florgen

A drink invented by two young men in Kokomo, Indiana. Originally, a non-alcoholic beverage, the drink contained Welch's grape soda (hence, the name purple) and whipped cream. Later, upon reaching legal drinking age, they decided to add a twist... a "McTwirple Twist" as it would later be named. The McTwirple Twist was simply the addition of a small amount of grenadine and a large amount of cheap vodka.

Although its name implies that the drink has German origins, it actually isn't available there. It was tested in France and Mexico, with little success. Its most successful trials took place on university campuses across the U.S., namely Purdue University and Indiana University.

A marketing campaign is currently in the works with the tag line, "endorsed by llamas". The drink has yet to hit shelves, but could as soon as 2009.

We mixed up a couple of Purple Florgens to quench our thirst.

by Bill B. and C. Jack January 8, 2008