flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

floos

money

How much floos you have?

by habeebee January 17, 2009

floost

Floost is a way to express how much of a thot someone is.

Oh my god that floost really got me turned on

by kasshy100 June 22, 2017

Flobswaggled

To be utterly confused
To be tricked
To be stunned

To be Bamboozled

Dalen was Flobswaggled after being told “your mom” after a insult.

by DunDiddlyHook March 20, 2022

Flooster

Receiving an annual flu shot and Covid booster in the same visit

To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.

by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022

facebook floosy

A person who will take every one as their friend. Even if they don't like them.

Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.

by Mcbeefy November 26, 2013