Flirm

A dildo used by the Amish, and made of either wood, knitted wool, or wood covered n knitted wool.

Christian asked santa for a firm this year, and woke up with one in his stalking, he then brought it to his gay lover Dereks house and used it on him. Christian then said, santa taught me a bunch of neat tricks i can do with this when I saw him in the mall, then derek said ,oh, is that why it's all brown? Then Christian answered with a smile, no thats because of my dog Phenix, The one I us with santa is hanging in my room, I believe that if I sniff it every day I will get good presents this year. With that they began getting it on hardcore, and ended up getting the flirm stuck right up Christian's bung hole, and to this day christian still walks with a limp, and is extremely gay.

by Rawbirt May 5, 2008

flirty personality

someone who has absolutely no self control and no respect for others in a relationship or even for their own relationship

person 1: can you stop flirting with my boyfriend? person 2: i’m not flirting that’s just my flirty personality. person 1: oh no honey you are just a piece of shit that can’t keep your hands to yourself.

by angela virgo May 19, 2019

flirty dirty

Casual talk and innuendo that doesn't quite cross the line into crude and vulgar. Socially acceptable in many work environments but check with your HR department.

I was coming out of sexual harassment training and this chick from marketing got all flirty dirty with me.

by johnQJohnny September 8, 2017

Flirty fishing

Flirty Fishing (FFing) is a form of evangelistic religious prostitution practiced by female members of the cult Children of God, currently known as Family International (TFI),12 from around 1974 to 1987. According to some sources, hundreds of thousands of men were "fished" before the practice was discontinued.3

Being out numbered because I won't just such anyone's dick!
Pimp daddy get your hoes to do the flirty Fishing.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019

Flarmy

The best alternate name for pills / drugs. When asking for pills off someone, asking for a flarm is a much safer and catchier way.

Being in public and using the term ‘flarm/y’, will be seen as nothing more than a weird word to a random person in ear shot.

Hey bro I’m feeling pretty tired... might head home soon
Nah mate, get a flarm or two into ya, you’ll be right..
Oh yeah true, a flarmy fixes everything

Or

Hey dude, you’re looking pretty off your chops, care for another flarmy?

Or

Ooh man, I can’t wait to buy some flarmy’s and hit the town tonight, it’s gonna be juice!!

by Vote #1 Bozo May 31, 2018

Flirty banter

Banter between friends (usually (but not limited to) male and female) which seems sexual, or like flirting but with no sexual attraction between parties.

Friend 1: You see Jane and Bob flirting at that party last night?
Friend 2: Nah, that was plain old flirty banter. Everyone knows Jane's gay.

by Luna lovegood August 29, 2016

flirm

An amish dildo. Made out of natural materials that would be made out of things that the amish can use. (i.e. no modern materials: plastic, gellatin, any electricity, or other things.) A flim can be carved wood, yarn, sheep bone with(out) wool on outside, foot, or any other thing like that.

Robert took it hardcore up the ass with a flirm made of splintery wood. He liked it.

by Cman and d-rok May 3, 2008