Flex on my Ex

To experience a better life after a relationship has taken its time on you.

To be better off without your ex significant other

Basically rubbing it in your ex's face that you're "the shit" and they're not.

To stunt or show off on your ex-relationship with a significant person, that you're doing better.

Showing your ex that "there are more fish in the sea".

Just won the lottery, watch me flex on my ex..

by TEAM RILLA January 20, 2018

elevator flex

when 6 or more people are cramped into a small elevator, forcing them to touch each other

jonny: yo wats up g?

connor: yo fam, i jus got elevator flexed

by B345T August 28, 2010

Reverse Flex

A type of flex in which the flexer says something negative about himself contradictory to what is really him, (e.g. says he's stupid but he's really intelligent) in front of the guy he is flexing on who is the real stupid one and he knows it so he is being reverse flexed on.

Evan: I'm just too fat everyone will laugh at me in the gym.
Mark: OMG stop reverse flexing on me with your muscles everyone knows you go to the gym everyday.

by GeraltofRiviaButcherofBlaviken January 14, 2020

Flet

A unit of measurement describing the resonance of a fart. One flet can be described as an individual "pop" in a fart. The word is derived from the sound a "fret" make as a finger passes down the neck of a guitar.

Did you hear that moist ripper? It must have contained 30 flets!

by Colosseros January 1, 2015

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

The Flex Reflex

When a man slightly flexes his arms everytime he passes attractive women, this is The Flex Reflex.

This isn't recommended, because if the girls you are trying to impress call your bluff, you will look like a total ass.

The Flex Reflex-

"Jessica called me out on my Flex Reflex today, I feel like a total ass."

by Austavious Rex April 8, 2010

Flex Wheeler

One of the greatest bodybuilders of all time. In 1993, he had what many consider to be the greatest and most proportional body on the planet, and it has never been duplicated since. He wasn't a mass monster in his early years, and he happened to have the frame to look amazing while staying relatively light (for bodybuilding) at 227 lbs shredded.
He got in a car accident in 1994 and broke his neck and it almost destroyed his career. He had the best pro bodybuilding debut in the history of the sport when he turned pro in 1993. He won his first 4 contests, and placed 2nd at the Mr. Olympia. After the car accident, it took him 5 years to get back to #2 at the olympia, behind Ronnie Coleman. He did play the bodybuilder mass game and got to 250s, sacrificing some proportions for more size. In 1999, he was diagnosed with an extremely dangerous kidney disease.. He was never the same again and had to retire shortly after.

He now is a partner with EFX, a nutritional company. He is considered the greatest bodybuilder to never win a Mr. Olympia.

Ian H: Who's the greatest bodybuilder in the world?

Anthony P: Easy. Flex Wheeler

by SammyJr2 November 11, 2012