fleshlight

An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.

It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.

If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.

who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?

by lockboy March 31, 2008

fleshdog

a a traditional,living,natural dog, as opposed to the ever-increasing population of robo-dogs.

that damn fleshdog keeps shedding and i have to walk him again. why didnt i get a robo-dog like flanny?

by jago January 5, 2005

Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023

Fleshlight tag

A game of tag involving a flesh light where the object is to get the flesh light on a guys penis.

To spice things up, Tim and John decided to strip naked and run around the house playing fleshlight tag.

by Scott20cmu January 2, 2015

Fleshlight-off

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.

I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!

by eda-skip November 1, 2021

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.

I need a fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020