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Fletching

After anal sex, the dominant male sucks up all semen and fecal matter from the anus, sloshes it around in his mouth and passes it back to the other person through a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
In the book Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk(Fight Club) this act is described
by Fiberoptic Jesus December 10, 2003
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Fletching cape

The 2nd worst cape in runescape, next to cooking. People with Fletching capes usually have or are getting cooking capes.
Jeremy: yo brad look at the noob with the fletching cape. Brad: Wow He should put that back in the bank it smells. Jeremy: agreed.
by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008
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Flecking Bletch

A term used to describe a really wretched bletch who is rude and totally out of control.
Get your gnarly putrid paws off my chai latte you flecking bletch!
by kewlchica69 June 29, 2011
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Felching

A hardcore gay sex act between homosexual males during which the top sucks out the semen he deposited into his partner's anus. Contrary to homophobic belief, the top generally refrains from performing such an act unless the bottom was well douched, the anus appears clean, and no lubricant (or edible lubricant) was used. Also note that felching is not a popular homosexual act as most gay men do not enjoy the taste of their own semen.
When Joey walked into the gym locker room, he couldn't help but get an erection after stumbling upon a beefy football jock felching out a hairy daddybear's tight butt.
by Horny Joey January 26, 2009
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felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.
by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003
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Felching Party

A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.
John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!

Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.
by SL_808 March 27, 2013
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COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy
Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.
by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002
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