flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.

emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!

by nana amalia January 4, 2009

flabergasm

An extreme feeling of flabergast.

Extreme suprise.

I had a flabergasm when I realized we had a black president.

by Dt654 January 16, 2011

flabergasted

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

by Frogger October 28, 2003

straight flamer

An effeminate straight male. A genuinely straight flamer isn't a gay man in denial, but rather, genderqueer and/or androgynous. He enjoys the company of gay men and women, and has probably had plenty of opportunities to be with men, but singularly desires women. He enjoys the duality and expansiveness of feeling both masculine and feminine, and likely feels like a lesbian in a man's body. Finding a woman who desires this kind of man, however, is the straight flamer's burden in life, but they do exist.

"My gaydar totally misread that guy. I would have sworn he was gay, but he's just a straight flamer." Sorry, hon.

by Mark Rollands January 11, 2009

flager

means to lick bloody dildos out of a girls mouth

can i flager you

by 6969ilikeyouupyou April 24, 2009

Flazor

A person who fails to the extent that can not be imagined by the human mind.

Aj is by far the largest flazor this world has ever seen.

by Talost August 25, 2009

flamer

1. A flamboyant homosexual.

2. A person who deliberately makes inflammitory or slanderous posts on internet message boards for the purpose of starting a flame war.

1. That one dude from Will & Grace.

2. The forum member's tendancy to insult and pick fights with other users earned him a reputation as a flamer.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 11, 2005