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Fattening

The collective term for a group of chonky cats.
I missed feeding time for my chonks by 1 minute and the whole fattening almost murdered me for it!
by palauanguy86 April 8, 2022
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fattening

The quality in food that will potentially make someone fatter. A high content of fats, calories, etc.
That butter cake is extremely fattening.
by Old Scratch October 29, 2006
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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Fattenfreude

Variation of schadenfreude. Pleasure derived from discovering a friend, acquaintance, relative, classmate, celebrity, etc. has put on a considerable amount of weight. This is especially satisfying when the person in question is a former skinny bitch.
I couldn't help but feel fattenfreude over the recent tabloid pics of a bloated K-fed clutching pommes frites in both fists.
by Bickaboo July 19, 2009
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flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions
"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010
by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010
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Flatterus

„An excessive amount of gas release shortly after sex due to the relaxation of the intestines.“

In-Short: „Fart after sex because of relaxation“
What a big flatterus“
by E.Sarpkaya December 23, 2022
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flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
by smedley pond June 14, 2010
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