Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH October 17, 2015
To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"
by BigbootyAngie October 24, 2015
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 04, 2014
by BeChampions January 21, 2019
A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"
by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021
Getting fucked up in a fight
- Jim "Did you see me flatten that poor cunt, he didn't stand a chance".
- Aggressor "One step closer and I'll flatten you cunt".
- Aggressor "One step closer and I'll flatten you cunt".
by Meat Sweat Mike June 03, 2024
"Step on me Lady Dimitrescu!" -person into flattening
by Zanean May 11, 2021