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fathead

a person who says dum things yet is still adorable for saying it
I know you missed me fathead
by Waaj October 7, 2011
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Flathead

A white male who wears a flat-rimmed hat and is exceedingly stupid. Typically travel in posses and hang out with bumblebitches. You know a flathead is not going anywhere in life.
Why can't the library leave the Calculus books outside when they lock it up?

Because someone would steal them.

What would a flathead do with Calc book?
by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013
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Flatheaded

otherwise known as; to be a Flathead. basically meaning slutty, jerky, or diddlerish.
Girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
Girl #2: are you guys dating?
Girl #1: no.
Girl #2: *gasp* that's so Flatheaded of you!
by diddlegirl69 February 17, 2010
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fathead

n.,
1.) A large, mammalian creature usually referred to by the name of "Weber." Also known as "Webz0r," "big head," or "goober-melon."

2.)n. Slang
A stupid person

3.)n. (a) The blueback salmon of the North Pacific; -- called also nerka. See Blueback (b) . (b) The rosefish. (c) A large California labroid food fish (Trochocopus pulcher); -- called also fathead. (d) The red bass, red drum, or drumfish.

4.)n : a stupid fool syn: goof, jackass, goose, cuckoo, zany, ubergeek, webz0r-extremeo, teh ghey, H@x0r, CS-M@$t0r
Beware Weber's fathead. He may eat your children. Despite his fathead, we love him.
by WhoDunThis January 21, 2004
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fathead

One who gets excessive HS's with a scout
OMG OMG its teh FATHEAD!!!
by spicynacho September 7, 2004
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Fathead

Someone who's head has a unusually large circumference or bears a resemblance to John Madden.
Mark: Anna, move yo fathead lookin' ass, I can't see the board.
Anna: Shut up!

Mark: You look like John Madden... yo fathead lookin' ass!
by rawrthaas February 25, 2010
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floathead

a head that floats; a person who is dumb or makes dumb decisions.
Omarion is a floathead because his head is small and looks like it floats.
by lalli April 14, 2010
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