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Flattard

An offensive name for a person who believes that the earth is flat
Person A: Person C is such a flattard! Did he not see on our last beach trip that the sun goes down the horizon?
Person B: Yeah! He told us that the sun and moon is always above flat earth but we can clearly see the sun and moon rise and set which means that earth is mot flat!
by Octoweed March 29, 2024
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Flatearthism

An absurd statement of the truth content and the implied social attitude of "the earth is flat", i.e. not a sphere. It is sometimes seemingly obvious, but completely false.
The world of people's opinions is full of "flatearthisms". In the area of climate change, for example, it is the statement that the atmosphere contains far too little CO2 to warm up.

It is a flatearthism that an amethyst crystal under the pillow ensures a good night's sleep, rather the opposite.
by ThePhysopher April 25, 2024
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Flatcake

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!
Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!
by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024
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fancy-flatware request

Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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