Flashbanged

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.

Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"

by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010

Flashbang

To flashbang someone is to take off your mask in front of them and they gag at how ugly u are

Guy 1: This girl flashbanged me 😭😭😭
Guy 2: tuf shit bro

by fl7ght March 11, 2022

flashbang

"Stun Grenade" or "Flash Grenade" used by law enforcement. Combines a flash of light and a loud noise (imagine that) to startle, immobilize, or stun an enemy as the team makes entry.

It's also the grenade in CS that makes your screen go white for a full second. Desired use is associated with room clearing and pwning the other team, so why are my teammates the only ones who ever seem to use them on me?

I totally flashbanged my team and it won the game.

by An Asshole October 6, 2003

Flashbang

When your stupid fatass GUY friend lifts up his shirt to show his boobs.

Mason flashbanged us at lunch today.

by Revzzzz March 5, 2015

Flashbang

1. ) Sneaky maneuver derived from Call of Duty 4 (flashbang grenade).

Cum in a female's eyes and then swiftly smack her square in the ear. She will experience a flash of white followed by a ringing in the ears - similar to the effects of a flash bang grenade.

2.) pre-ejaculation

-Sarah was asleep in my bed so I burst in and gave her the 'ol flashbang.

-She was giving me head then I finshed with the flashbang.

- I put it in and it was over...it was a total flashbang man...

by CODfish08 April 27, 2009

russian flashbang

when u cum in a bitches eyes and smack her ears over and over again ur automatically a psycho if u enjoy these

eric: yoooo jess is so gross she likes Russian flashbangs
Jim: yo wtf

by child eater January 6, 2021

Flashtango

When a female takes off her pants and dances on a male with only panties.

Dude she just flastangoed on me
Want to flashtango?

by jillor April 20, 2012