Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 13, 2011

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NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021

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Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

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Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.

by Nichaha February 26, 2021

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Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 25, 2021

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Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

by Drewk005 November 08, 2019

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When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth

Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard

by Ghf319 June 12, 2022

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