Flap

Not responding to text, or calls: avoiding people: Not following through with word/or promise.

"I thought you were gonna hit me up?"

Oh, i forgot.

"Shut up you a FLAP!!!"

-____-

by NDP!! February 07, 2013

Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint March 03, 2012

flaps

Derogatory for workers at big box/chain, auto parts retailers that employ low skilled workers. F-ucking L-ocal A-uto P-arts S-tore.

The idiot at the FLAPS gave me the wrong part again.

by hutch1200 September 21, 2011

Flapping

The art of smacking your erect penis against your inner thigh to the point of climax.

"I walked in on my brother flapping and listening to the audio of a slaughterhouse."

"I had to rip out all the leg hair on my thigh because they were covered in cum from me flapping."

by theflapmaster December 18, 2013

Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.

Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.

by SnowGirl October 03, 2014

The Flap

The disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app "Flappy Bird."

Girl 1: "So I was hanging out with David the other day... and I think he gave me the flap"
Girl 2: "That sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Girl 2: "Well what is it?"
Girl 1: "Here give me your phone."
*Two hours later*
Girl 2: "....... oh shit"

by @42mccollum10 February 05, 2014

flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire

louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"

by aflapsX August 14, 2011