Flinker

Cell phone charger

May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.

by cell phone charger April 6, 2014

flaker

A person who bails out on a commitment at the very last minute.

Tim is such a flaker. I can't believe that he bailed out the very last minute! I'm definitely not inviting him to hang out next time.

by Zain Cheng February 17, 2006

ned flanders

Overlytolorant, Overly Devout Christian neighbour of Homer Simpson. A Widower since 2000, Has 2 sons todd and rodd. Ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than Homer. Raised by Overly tolerant Beatnik Parents. Hated by Homer Simpsons and Overly annoying to Reverand Lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of 'Diddly' in just about every sentance.

FLANDERS: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
HOMER: shut up flanders
FLANDERS: Okily-dokily-doo.

by Brother Number One February 10, 2005

Flinkering

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019

belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.

What a fucking belly flaker.

by Lou R August 28, 2006

mother flunker

A loophole swearword for "motherfucker".

She called her teacher a mother flunker, and almost got away with it.

by Aconiteum May 15, 2018

sean patrick flannery

is probably best known for his role in the boondock saints, the best movie ever

man sean patrick flannery kicked ass in BDS

by fasdhdsfsdf January 19, 2008