The mash-up of the words 'flirt' and 'wank'. To relieve oneself of one's flirting needs.
Variations:
-Flanking off
-Flanker (one who enjoys the act of flanking)
Variations:
-Flanking off
-Flanker (one who enjoys the act of flanking)
Girl 1: Why are you flirting with him?
Girl 2: Bitch, please! I'm just flanking
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Girl 1: Are you flanking him off yet?
Girl 2: Nope, not gotten to the flanking stage yet, just general chat
Girl 2: Bitch, please! I'm just flanking
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Girl 1: Are you flanking him off yet?
Girl 2: Nope, not gotten to the flanking stage yet, just general chat
by RedHeadEm April 07, 2013
by Hashtagnumbaone September 01, 2014
by baz January 19, 2005
When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.
Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.
by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010
by NSO February 15, 2004
Wade: Hey, how did your exam go?
Ethan: Not so great, I flanked the test so I am going to have to go pay a visit Ms. Kim
Wade: ...
Ethan: Not so great, I flanked the test so I am going to have to go pay a visit Ms. Kim
Wade: ...
by Austrovenus Zanzibar Stuchbari March 04, 2018