frank-o's

Universal phrase for fringe breakfast item invented at Bismarck State College briefly prior to the end of humanity, consisting of gin and Cheerios™. Named for a popular disbarred anaesthetist.
"I'm a big fracker!", said President Drumpf, after a hearty breakfast of Frank-o's and irradiated Diet Coke.
by j_brodu May 16, 2019
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